all my friendships and relationships are falling apart i am unlovable and alone
sorry this may be the stupidest question ever but who is carolotta? and btw i think you are very nice and wonderful and sorry for my stupidity
no it’s not stupid, she’s from The Life and Times, the most popular Jily fanfiction ever. if i remember correctly she falls in love with both frank and james, neither of whom return her feelings.
I don't see you as a Snape or as a Carlotta. I see you as Jim Halpert.
Jim is much closer. Actually I remember asking why it was romantic when Jim went after Pam, but I kept getting called a homewrecker. I feel like there’s some sexism coming into play here but it doesn’t really matter, because work guy does not have the feelings for me that Pam had for Jim, and is 100% going through with his wedding and when that happens I will lose my head completely.
What did you consider some of the illogical things from the Maze Runner books?
so, it’s been awhile since i read the books, so i’m not sure if i can answer this completely accurately. but here’s what i remember:
the first like, entire half of the book is thomas asking questions that no one will answer… for no reason at all. thankfully in the movie people were more responsive to him, otherwise it would’ve been 6 hours long.
also i’m glad they cut the code made up of random words they needed to leave the maze. it just didn’t feel all that clever, no “aha” moment or anything. in the movie, the maze operated based on the griever’s location, so it was more logical that the code they’d need to enter to exit the maze would reflect the order in which the grievers from each section leave the maze.
unfortunately, the least sensible thing about the book is still in there, the ‘twist’ where thomas and theresa remember they helped build the maze. memory wiped or not, it becomes so much less exciting when they discover anything about the maze, because you know they already knew it.
and like, the story would have been exactly the same without that twist? like why would a bunch of adult scientists have two teenagers help design a maze anyway? why give them the ability to speak telepathically? (thankfully cut). and why is one of them in a coma? there’s so many things that happen for seemingly no logical reason and you can chalk it up to “measuring brain activity”, but you don’t get any insight as to what kind of data they’re getting. god this series could have been SO GOOD if it was just a bit smarter.
Ok so Maze Runner last night - amazing action sequences and perfect casting. The maze scenes were such a rush even knowing what was going to happen. grievers were wonderful, great sound and visuals. they fortunately cut out some of the more illogical parts of the book. i mean, the book’s never as clever as it wants to be, and they made up for it by adding suspense.
lots of screen time for my fav characters ki hong lee and thomas brodie sangster and his beautiful elven face. will poulter was also a way better gally than his book character, and dylan obrien did a great job with what he was given. kaya was unfortunately pretty dull onscreen but looked the part for sure.
i wanted the script to be a bit wittier and make use of it’s PG13 rating. it was grisly enough, but needed more (real) swearing, more stupid teenage boy jokes and whatnot. 50 gross teenage boys being stuck in an enclosure for 3 years should be funnier. but yeah still enjoyed it, i’d totally see it again.
I overestimated the maze runners popularity and I got to the theater too early and I’m sitting here alone like a weirdo. I hope this is worth it review to follow
at least carlotta got to hook up with james
…yeah i’m aware. i’m nothing like carlotta, who, if i recall correctly, is beautiful and doesn’t need makeup, hooks up with lots of dudes, and was actually loved more than one person throughout the story?
snape is more accurate but work guy and i don’t have nearly the close relationship that snape and lily had. people tell me stories of their unrequited love all the time, and it’s always either a best friend, or an ex or someone they’d hooked up with. But I just don’t find them that relateable. At least with a best friend, they do care about you in some way. At least with an ex, you know what their affection felt like at one point. we will never be close by any definition and I can’t even wrap my brain around what it would feel like.
you are the snape to work guys+his fiancees jily
this one was nicer
have you thought of telling Work Guy how you feel about him on your last day with him? It would take away the weight from your heart and there would be no consequences because you will not see each other again after that.
I would be considering that if the end of this project didn’t coincide so closely with his actual wedding, which is 193 days away. I don’t know if I could wait that long. It’s been so long already. It’s been exactly 9 months today since the first day we worked together.
that drawn picture of jily you reblogged looks more like andrew garfield as peter parker and emma stone as gwen stacy
Oh it’s clearly based off a photo of them, I think she managed to differentiate James enough, not so with Lily. I still think it’s nice.
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…
James and Lily having a snogfest, because kissing is fun!
Why did she call you Snape?
Probably our physical similarities
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Remus Lupin and marauders
Based on the book “Harry Potter” (J.K.Rowling)
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